I came to this mic with a lamb gyro in my backpack eager to do comedy and enjoy a well deserved dinner. I went up and did my 5 minutes, which was truly depressing and caused me a great deal of emotional turmoil. I wanted to console myself with my gyro, that was waiting in my bag, but it was stolen! I went to report it to the Jewish looking host of the show but when I got to him he had tzatziki running down his cheeks and belly! I asked him if he ate my gyro and he ignored me and continued eating packets of mayonnaise. This experience truly traumatized me and I would not recommend this mic!
To the guy that said "cliquey", you can go eat a bag of dicks. Me and the other popular kids will have nothing to do you! You're not funny or charming that's why we as a collective entity don't like you. Maybe you should compliment us more and buy rounds of drinks during the mic, if you want to make friends. Otherwise why don't you shove off and try poetry readings, a place where the silence during your performance will be less shameful.
To the "cliquey" guy. The reason we can be "cliquey" is because we're the best around and your not. I didn't because delightfully hilarious over night. It took weeks! Long hard weeks, where I would have to do comedy two maybe even three times a week in order to perfect my craft. If you can't commit to that, then you should probably find your own clique, a lazy, smell, jizzy one that I will have no part of!
This mic is extremely clicky, that is to say there is a persistent clicking noise coming from Nick Naney's mandibles hidden beneath his skin suit, as he is of the Roach species from Men in Black, the movie.
Good mic! Attended for first time after hearing good things about it. Nick and Eytan are good hosts! I wouldn't call its clique-y, yesterday two people did comedy for the first time and the hosts couldn't be nicer. Just be funny, humble, polite and courteous and you'll be fine. These guys don't bite! (Nick may grab your cock, but he won't bite).
Very clicky and it doesn't have to be. I don't know why everyone laughs at the fat guy who yells. But to each his own I guess. I like the little guy I don't see why he has to be the Teller to that chubby Pen Jillette
I came here once. My joke was stolen. I got it back though. Turns out it was just lost. Left it in other pair of pants. My bad. Also, this mic is good.
We keep having this argument but Eytan is way funnier than Nick when he does the Jew jokes. But Nick is a lot more engaging with the crowd when he does his horse bit.
went here today. fine mic. They raffled off a couple of books (books?).I won one (Calico Joe by John Grisham). When i was handed the novel, a widespread discussion began about how Grisham books always have lawyers in them.
'people as wise as we know FOR A FACT that there are lawyers in this book'
I went to this mic once and they said i looked like a fatter Artie lang. Some people don't seem to understand that people have feelings. I never felt the same and I don't think I will ever forgive that guy. I went to the gym today and I am working on getting in shape. I plan on going back in 6 months with my new hot body. I can't wait to see the look on that assholes face when I stroll in with a hot blonde, a six pack and a great new joke. The bartender was nice and Ron Krasnow's mom has a tight jew ass.
Awful mic forced into an awful space. Hosts are nice, and keep the energy up, but generally everyone is just telling asshole-ish inside jokes to each other.
This mic is awesome and the hosts are off the chain (that means really good)! Nick and Eytan are the best redhead/brunette pairing ever! - Calvin
ReplyDeleteevery time nick naney tells a joke, somewhere in the world a young boy shudders and clutches his butthole in fear
ReplyDeleteLots of clique mentality at this mic.
ReplyDeleteGood place to do comedy in front of an indifferent crowd unless you're someone's friend.
Also it's a karaoke bar no stage and people at the bar doing karaoke are louder than the comics.
to the guy before me im friends with everyone there and they still don't laugh at my jokes
ReplyDeleteNick naney makes my heart sing.
ReplyDeleteGood mic, a bit clicky.
ReplyDeleteThis mic is "cliquey"= I'm not their friends, but would like to be, so I could be in a clique.
ReplyDeleteI came to this mic with a lamb gyro in my backpack eager to do comedy and enjoy a well deserved dinner. I went up and did my 5 minutes, which was truly depressing and caused me a great deal of emotional turmoil. I wanted to console myself with my gyro, that was waiting in my bag, but it was stolen! I went to report it to the Jewish looking host of the show but when I got to him he had tzatziki running down his cheeks and belly! I asked him if he ate my gyro and he ignored me and continued eating packets of mayonnaise. This experience truly traumatized me and I would not recommend this mic!
ReplyDeleteNice guys. Full room.
ReplyDeleteTo the guy that said "cliquey", you can go eat a bag of dicks. Me and the other popular kids will have nothing to do you! You're not funny or charming that's why we as a collective entity don't like you. Maybe you should compliment us more and buy rounds of drinks during the mic, if you want to make friends. Otherwise why don't you shove off and try poetry readings, a place where the silence during your performance will be less shameful.
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To the "cliquey" guy. The reason we can be "cliquey" is because we're the best around and your not. I didn't because delightfully hilarious over night. It took weeks! Long hard weeks, where I would have to do comedy two maybe even three times a week in order to perfect my craft. If you can't commit to that, then you should probably find your own clique, a lazy, smell, jizzy one that I will have no part of!
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Good mic, kinda Jizzy.
ReplyDeleteThis mic is extremely clicky, that is to say there is a persistent clicking noise coming from Nick Naney's mandibles hidden beneath his skin suit, as he is of the Roach species from Men in Black, the movie.
ReplyDeleteI'm scared.
ReplyDeleteGood mic! Attended for first time after hearing good things about it. Nick and Eytan are good hosts! I wouldn't call its clique-y, yesterday two people did comedy for the first time and the hosts couldn't be nicer. Just be funny, humble, polite and courteous and you'll be fine. These guys don't bite! (Nick may grab your cock, but he won't bite).
ReplyDeleteNick, your fucking hilarious man. I didn't expect to get on here and read reviews and crack up. Love, Stephen Porter
ReplyDeleteVery clicky and it doesn't have to be. I don't know why everyone laughs at the fat guy who yells. But to each his own I guess. I like the little guy I don't see why he has to be the Teller to that chubby Pen Jillette
ReplyDeleteHey, did you guys hear that Kim Jong Il died?
ReplyDelete~Kevin Froleiks
I came here once. My joke was stolen. I got it back though. Turns out it was just lost. Left it in other pair of pants. My bad. Also, this mic is good.
ReplyDeleteall the mics in the east village suck. And so do most of the comics.
ReplyDeleteWe keep having this argument but Eytan is way funnier than Nick when he does the Jew jokes. But Nick is a lot more engaging with the crowd when he does his horse bit.
ReplyDeleteNick (The fat guy who yells) is the biggest tool on the circuit. he knows it so it's ok
ReplyDeletewent here today. fine mic. They raffled off a couple of books (books?).I won one (Calico Joe by John Grisham). When i was handed the novel, a widespread discussion began about how Grisham books always have lawyers in them.
ReplyDelete'people as wise as we know FOR A FACT that there are lawyers in this book'
there are no lawyers in this book.
also. dont mention the glowing cube. thats a big no-no.
ReplyDeleteI went to this mic once and they said i looked like a fatter Artie lang. Some people don't seem to understand that people have feelings. I never felt the same and I don't think I will ever forgive that guy. I went to the gym today and I am working on getting in shape. I plan on going back in 6 months with my new hot body. I can't wait to see the look on that assholes face when I stroll in with a hot blonde, a six pack and a great new joke. The bartender was nice and Ron Krasnow's mom has a tight jew ass.
ReplyDeleteI got bedbugs from the furniture here.
ReplyDeleteAwful mic forced into an awful space. Hosts are nice, and keep the energy up, but generally everyone is just telling asshole-ish inside jokes to each other.
ReplyDeleteNick is awful at comedy, he would be better at hosting a show where he stuffs his fat face with food or dicks.
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